2. Ten Top Ten

Top Ten Things You Could be Doing Instead of Reading This:

1. Cook an egg
2. Paint a picture of a rhino
3. Learn to tango and/or dirty dance
4. Brush up on your Spanglish
5. Donate money to Rwanda/Sudan/Africa in general
6. Match your un-paired socks
7. Cut the dog's toenails
8. Cut YOUR toenails (for God's sake!)
9. Procrastinate your procrastination period that is about to start
10. Write a Top Ten list and then give it to me so I can prove my mother wrong....